Epic Fail

Yes. A comic relief. *evil laugh* So, I'm gonna make a comic relief of the very tragic ending of Romeo and Juliet. And I hope I'll make you guys laugh. Hng? :DD

Passive form please: Romeo ran through the darkness to find the Capulet's graveyard. He looked so worried, and sad. Running so fast caused him to slip his foot and finds a snake on his leg. He screamed like a  young little girl. He rapidly ran and found what he's searching for. He rapidly went inside as soon as he opened it with all his blood.  He found Paris mourning beside Juliet's body and he asked him to leave. Paris didn't move a centimeter, and so, Romeo drew his sword in his face. Angry Paris didn't refuse. "This is one way to show the world who deserves Juliet's heart." They fought, leaving Paris dead. Romeo rapidly went near Juliet's cold 'dead' body. Romeo cried, caressing her pretty cold cheeks. He took his poison from his bag and drunk it straightly. Alive Juliet wakes up, and upon opening her eyes, a 'real dead' Romeo showed up. And then (of course) she killed herself, smiling.

Sweaty Friar Lawrence wakes up from a nightmare. "Ugh. I forgot to drink my milk."

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Sorry for this. I don't know how to make this story any longer.
Chocolates are amazing and... Goodnight. :)